This better be damn good, Part One.

So I'm told that if I mention Dan Rather in my blog he will start reading it. I mean, I'm interning for him! Shouldn't it be like obligatory? So, Dan Rather, Dan Rather, Dan Rather, Dan Rather. You can follow Dan Rather Reports on Twitter! Just search for DanRatherReport. You can also follow me on Twitter! Search for danielwcrump. It'll be the coolest people you ever follow, and there's no danger for restraining orders!

So I'd like to tell you all about a few things I've discovered this summer in New York City in a three-part series. I'm calling it, "This better be damn good." Because it better be damn good! I've spent most of my day writing this! Enjoy.

-First is Jamba Juice. There is only one word to describe the juicy deliciousness they spit out: AMAZING! Some people drink Starbucks to get their day started, but I drink Jamba Juice! It's way healthier than coffee, gives you vitamins and minerals, and is completely all natural! It's like drinking an orchard in a 16oz Styrofoam cup. And I'm not the only one at Dan Rather Reports who considers themselves a "jamba-holic." At least half the staff, including high-up producers, need a daily Jamba fix. And if you're wondering, no, I'm not being paid by Jamba Juice to endorse their product. Although, if they decided to send me a lifetime supply of Mega Mango™ or Mango Peach Topper™ I would not complain.

Check back tomorrow for part two in my series, "This better be damn good."

Crump out.