This better be damn good, Part Three.

Welcome back. I now present you with part three of, "This better be damn good." Being the final part in my three-part series, I thought I'd leave you with a rather opinion-filled diatribe. Let me know if that's the right word for what you're going to read.


-Thirdly, I've realized both the futility and lucrativeness of being homeless. The Coalition For the Homeless in New York City estimates the number of homeless people living in New York to be more than 109,000. And, according to the Coalition, more than 36,600 homeless men, women, and children were sleeping each night in New York City municipal shelters, including 15,800 children, 14,100 adult family members, and 6,700 single adults. Thousands more sleep rough on city streets, in public parks, in the subway system, and in other public spaces. Now, if you'd talk to me personally about my views on homelessness, you'd find that I feel very strongly about the issue. I won't say here if I support the homeless or not, but after talking to me you'll quickly find out how I feel. Everyday on my journey to work, I must pass at least 10 homeless people; all begging, pleading even, for some sort of monetary donation. There's no doubt that any amount of money would help them eat for that day, but let's face reality here: No one is going to give you enough money to get off the streets and no one but you can get yourself a job. No matter how hard you beg and panhandle for pocket change, you're going to remain on the streets and in shelters until you get yourself a job. That's the futility of homelessness.

Now, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Didn't he mention something about the lucrativeness of homelessness?" Well, my faithful followers, let me give you a little anecdote. While waiting in line for Grimaldi's Pizza, the number one rated pizza in all of New York (and yes, free pizza will be accepted), I witnessed a young boy and girl sitting on the sidewalk with a baseball cap turned upside down, collecting money. At first glance, one would see a desperate young brother and sister, only 10 and 15 or so, homeless, without a family or anyone to support them and in dire need to someone's generous assistance. I myself was even feeling bad for the two. So my daring friend, Nicole, decided to sit down next to the little boy and girl and just chat with them about life. We could see that the conversation started to get rather interesting, because who starts laughing when talking to homeless kids? After about five or so minutes, Nicole came back to the group and reported her findings. To everyone's surprise, the kids weren't homeless at all! The boy and girl were visiting New York with their family, and even waiting in the same line to Grimaldi's. To pass the time (and to entertain their family, I suppose) the two decided to sit on the sidewalk, look desperate, and collect people's money. They were willfully taking advantage of people's kindheartedness, just to entertain themselves. So that made me wonder: how many people, out of the 100,000 or so, are actually homeless and how many are just faking it to get some easy cash and pass the summer days? Sure, you may only get a few dollars, and even the company of a compassionate passerby. But there's still something to say for faking being homeless. And that's the lucrativeness of homelessness.


Well, I hope you've enjoyed my three part look at some of the things I've learned while living in New York. I can assure you, the lessons I've learned are way more valuable than any school education, but number too many to list here.

So for Dan Rather, Dan Rather Reports, HDNet, and all the little faking homeless kids out there,

I'm Daniel Crump. Gig'em.

This better be damn good, Part One.

So I'm told that if I mention Dan Rather in my blog he will start reading it. I mean, I'm interning for him! Shouldn't it be like obligatory? So, Dan Rather, Dan Rather, Dan Rather, Dan Rather. You can follow Dan Rather Reports on Twitter! Just search for DanRatherReport. You can also follow me on Twitter! Search for danielwcrump. It'll be the coolest people you ever follow, and there's no danger for restraining orders!

So I'd like to tell you all about a few things I've discovered this summer in New York City in a three-part series. I'm calling it, "This better be damn good." Because it better be damn good! I've spent most of my day writing this! Enjoy.

-First is Jamba Juice. There is only one word to describe the juicy deliciousness they spit out: AMAZING! Some people drink Starbucks to get their day started, but I drink Jamba Juice! It's way healthier than coffee, gives you vitamins and minerals, and is completely all natural! It's like drinking an orchard in a 16oz Styrofoam cup. And I'm not the only one at Dan Rather Reports who considers themselves a "jamba-holic." At least half the staff, including high-up producers, need a daily Jamba fix. And if you're wondering, no, I'm not being paid by Jamba Juice to endorse their product. Although, if they decided to send me a lifetime supply of Mega Mango™ or Mango Peach Topper™ I would not complain.

Check back tomorrow for part two in my series, "This better be damn good."

Crump out.