Oh yea, this little blog thingy is still here!

So I completely forgot I had my own blog. Silly me. Why don't I fill you in on what's been happening!

I'm living in New York City for the summer. I'm working at an internship for Dan Rather Reports, a weekly news-magazine on HDNet. To get HDNet, call your local cable or satellite provider. I'm one of five interns; three of which are from Texas and two are native to the area. I'm living in a lavish 5th Ave apartment that must cost billions of dollars, but it's free for me and the other Aggie intern. Book, right!

Side note: ever since the predictive text on my cell phone thought I wanted to say "book" when I really wanted to say "cool," I've been saying "book" instead. I think it just sounds...booker!

Back to what's important. NYC is like, one of the bookest cities in the world. And in the summertime the climate is perfect. I feel bad for my friends and family back in Texas, where record high temperatures have been set everyday. Their lows are our highs! Though I'm told the weather will soon change and the heat will come. But I'm ready!

So today there's a gay pride parade outside my apartment. It spans the entire length of 5th ave! It's crazy. I haven't seen this many gay people in the streets of New York since the Stonewall riots. Oh wait...

I'd post pictures of today's festivities but the internet in my lavish 5th ave apartment sucks. Oh well. Use your imagination.

Well, that's all for now. Check back daily, no hourly, no minutely for updates.

New Year, Old Habits

You know the saying, "you don't know what you have until it's gone?" It's quite an accurate little quip.

From now on I do not intend to use this blog to talk about my personal life. Frankly, it's none of your business. No one but me deserves to know what my heart feels. So take that, bitches.

With that off my chest, I'd like to officially announce the debut of my podcast, "Beat @ the Batt" premiering next Tuesday. The format is very loose. Jason Staggs and I host the show and we are looking forward to going live! The podcast will be available on thebatt.com and ready for download and streaming via RSS subscription. It's completely free and ready for your iPod! So check thebatt.com on Tuesday and subscribe!

In the future, this blog will be used for the following:

Satire
Stories
Jokes
Shameless Self-Promotion
Venting

If you're coming here looking for something else, I suggest you go elsewhere.

So to all my fans, thank you for sticking around. To all my enemies, you're closer to me than my friends! Ha. Bye.